Bushy's birthday happened. We drove and we drank and we laughed and we talked and we ate and we talked some more and Jenna and I slept on the couches next to the kitchen and I was too scared to sleep because the demon was making noises all night so I made Nicole come down from upstairs and come and get us. And that's what happened.
Sam's birthday happened. We drove and we tanned (I use the term "tanned" very loosely) and we talked and we laughed and we ate and we swam and we lazy river'ed that bitch up and we took part in a competition and we thought we won so we celebrated our win but then we didn't actually win but then the winner gave us the prize anyway so we won wine and then we drove home and then we drank, a lot, and I didn't feel anything (but that's a story for another time) and then we slept and then we woke up and then we talked some more. And that's what happened.
And I went to my favourite place on Earth - The Kruger National Park. I saw elephants and impala and rhinos and lions and buffalo and birds and monkeys and more elephants and squirrels and I drank cheap box Mojito and I saw more elephants and then I remembered that I'm afraid of elephants and then I cried and then I pulled myself together and then we saw a burnt out car in the middle of the bush and then we drove and drove and drove and there was some more driving and then we went to so many different camps and then I gazed up at the stars and I could see so many of them because there was no light pollution and it was so much more beautiful than anyone could ever imagine and then there were some more elephants.
And then Sam and I went to Ballito. And we drove and we drove but not too much driving and then we went to the beach and we tanned (again, loosely) and then we ate pizza and then we walked and walked and walked and walked forever and then we stopped walking and we sat down on the sand and then we ate more pizza and then we ate Steers and then we watched Survivor and then we went to Gateway and we watched American Pie and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and then we ate more pizza and then we went to the beach and we drank and drank and drank and I had deep conversations with Sam's brother and then we stumbled home and then we went night swimming and then we slept and we slept and we slept and then we went swimming and we avoided the local surfers because they wanted to stab us and then we slept and then drove and then we ate KFC and watched Project X and I laughed and Sam cried and then we ate McDonalds and then we ate Wimpy and ate and ate and ate and drove and drove and drove and that was all.
And then I read the Hunger Games and it was amazing.
And I think some other stuff happened too, but I can't really remember any of it.
And then I blinked and now I'm back at school.
