I Hate Valentines Day 2.0

This will only make sense to you if you've read I Hate Valentines Day, which you'll find located directly below this. So, in the middle of my anti-date with Noah, as we were discussing how forever alone we both are, I suggested that we make a pact that if neither of us are married by 40, we should just take it as a sign and tie the knot. 

He refused. Not in a joking way. He flat out refused to agree to the pact.

Fuck you, Valentines Day.