The reason I put this at the top of the list was because I thought it would be one of the easiest tasks to complete. I was wrong. It turns out that having to write 15 things about myself, without mentioning anything that would later form the basis of one of the other tasks, proved to be a lot more difficult than I had guessed. But never fear, where there's a will, there's a way! Or, uhm, something not so clichéd. Point is, I wrote the list. Are you ready? Good. Here it comes. It's coming. Almost there. You sure you're ready? Absolutely sure? Okay, just one more second. Prepare yourself. I hope you're sitting down for this. We interrupt this blog to bring you an important news cast! No, I'm just kidding. Okay, there's the list:
Here's the list:
This thing right here, is the list:
1. I have a little scar on my forehead from where I burnt myself with a hair straightener.
2. I prefer chocolate milkshake to caramel milkshake. And by "milkshake", I, of course, mean vodka.
3. I was born with white hair which later darkened to the tone that you would probably identify as, gosh, what was that word again? It's not like I hear it 346582389423984285838429784 times a day. Uhm, oh yes! Ginger.
4. In my opinion, Kim Possible is definitely the best show on Disney Channel, and Phineas and Ferb comes in at a close second.
5. If the world really does end in 2012, it is scheduled to end 5 days before my birthday, which means that I'll never see 18.
6. If you're reading this and you were born in the same year that I was (1994), chances are you've had one more Christmas than I've had.
7. My BlackBerry is a white Curve.
8. My favourite number is 147. I'm also quite fond of 47 and 17.
9. This one time (at band camp [no, I kid]), my mom and I were on this tiny, dodgy looking boat on a dam in the middle of some game reserve, and a hippo hit the boat from underneath and almost tipped it. Within half a second, I had accepted that I was going to die.
10. This one time (at band camp [no, I kid]), I was going at about 138km/h on my motorbike passed Lanseria, when the engine seized, the front wheel locked up, and my bike skewed back and forth across both sides of the road. Within half a second, I had accepted that I was going to die.
11. I firmly believe that Sheldon Cooper, Sue Sylvester, and Brittany S. Pierce are the three most quotable fictional characters of all time, and that Mean Girls, Bridesmaids, and Easy A are the three most quotable movies of all time.
12. I could spell elephant when I was just four years old, and at the time, I thought that made me the biggest bamf (badass motherfucker) around.
13. The Jerry Springer Show makes my life.
14. Due to the fact that nearly every inch of my bedroom walls is covered with posters, pictures, photos, letters, or whatever else you could prestik to a wall, I am a boss when it comes to the strategic usage of a stick of prestik, and making it last a lot longer than it should.
15. One day, I will have three cats - a girl and two boys. I will name the girl Steven, and the boys Calamari and Tziken.
And just because I'm such a rebellious bamf, I'm going to put one more:
16. I can rap the Busta Rhymes part of Look At Me Now. No, seriously. I can.
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